Where's the iPod guy?

"Hey, you!... Yeah, the gorgeous one!
U sure u didn't bring a manual with ya?"

Really! I've met guys with slight, random and eventual behavioural malfunctioning... Like HP 50G or Matlab, or blow dryers or blockbuster dvds or, dunno, in some really bad cases, movistar. I've met guys who work with no logic but still manage to do the job, like motorola phones. I've met useless ones like "Adaptógenos" or Nescafé's expressos, they look promising from afar but turn out lame when it gets down to what matters.
Whatever, you can work them all out just by looking at them. Toss out the manual.
But i'd NEVER - ever- met someone so... how can i put it? Unintelligible, maybe?

You're like... a black hole -the space ones, people, please- Clearly there, clearly doing your thing. But no-no, no previous space trip, no spacecraft, no sent signal has gotten us any closer to knowing what the hell it is. We just know - I just know - that it wouldn't be much of a smart thing to jump into it.
Still, i'm curious.
And damn it, i've never been able to hold a question for too long. "Unveiling mysteries" (qué galla, jaja) has always been amusing as hell to me.
Question is, now: will i get the handling manual? (yes, i meant handling) Or will i find that it's just not worth the trip?


PD: This is almost taunting. I'd like a reliable, logic, straight forward, amusing, handy guy, with random play functions. I want an iPod guy.
PD: puede que esté loca, pero no les parece full masculino ese iPod en la foto? jaja perfecto para el post